Not content with a white swan and a black swan, he now wants a menagerie.

Wait a minute, you’re not Darren Aronofsky…

This pleases us.

Come on Duncs, do it for us, yeah?

How is it going to rise above the mediocrity of Origins now?

As nutritious as a newly felled apple (can apples get felled?) and twice as shiny, we present this week’s Cheat Sheet: all you need to know about indie-turned-Hollywood director Darren Aronofsky. Creator of Black Swan, The Wrestler, Requiem For A Dream and more; prepare to know a whole lot about the king of existentialism.

Turns out everyone rather liked The King’s Speech

Adam Sandler’s been nominated for Grown Ups! No, of course not really.

The five nominees have been announced for an award that has a tradition of calling the Best Director Oscar winner.

and we’re a bit up for them.