Unconfirmed sources report that an angry chicken with a vendetta may appear.

We really need to start pre-empting these robot-apocalypse issues at the design stage.

You’ll have to dream a dream a little bit longer.

With the triumphant advent of The Dark Knight Rises , it will be a very long time indeed before Christopher Nolan can no longer be described as the titan of his genre; in every respect, this work stands head and shoulders above its competitors. Rivalled solely by Marvel’s incredible Avengers Assemble, the Batman trilogy is brought to a wholly disturbing, yet graceful close in one of the strongest presentations of our generation.

‘Nothing like a little air of superiority’ Morgan Freeman chuckles as a BATSPACESHIP flies over Gotham

Easy listening, it ain’t. Bloody brilliant, it is.

ANNN-DRRE-AAAA

BUT THE TIGERS COME AT NIGHT

Here’s hoping that you guys have a thing for fetish footwear…

JUST LEAVE US IN THE DARK, JESUS