Get those codpieces polished.
As you literally cannot have failed to notice, Ben ‘look what a nice beard I’ve got’ Affleck has just been cast as the new Batman in Warner Bros’ three thousandth reboot of everyone’s favourite neurotic detective gimp. We spectacularly failed to predict this. But could his CV offer some clues to other actors who’d be… well, Battier? We’ve delved into the depths of Ben’s IMDb to decide which of his costars would do a better job.
Top tip, guys – if you wear the codpiece AND the mask at once then you’re going to look like gimps.
Nobody wants to see an alien dithering, Superman.
So who IS Batman? The mystery remains unsolved…
With the Justice League set to battle against The Avengers 2 in 2015, there has been much speculation about what form the new Batman will take. As we all know by now, Joseph Gordon Levitt is the most likely candidate, considering the end of The Dark Knight Rises, but that’s soooo obvious. Disregarding the hearsay on our boyo Joseph Gordon Levitt, we at BFF Towers have opted for outright guesswork, based on a solid foundation of lunacy. Here are our choices for the new Batman!
Looking for tips on how to play Batman Armie? Lose the gravelly voice thing yeah?
The Wire meets Bat-Girl?
More like RoboCRAP, right guys? Guys? RoboCRAP?