Hey The Rock, can you come to Best For Film Towers and just hold us?

Wrestler-turned-movie star saves van from thieves.

Dwayne Johnson lined up to play ultra-violent, intergalactic, bounty-hunting, space-biker…

Thank God for that.

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Kablamm! Hear that? It’s the (scientifically inaccurate) sound of space crap exploding in your face! BAZAMMM! Welcome to Lockout, people. If you’re looking for a film that’s entertaining in a kind of “We all know the drill, let’s get this over and done with shall we?” kinda way, it’s officially your lucky day. Explosions! Psychotic prisoners! Space! Guy Pearce’s upper arms! What more could you ask for? Well apart from logic and a strong story, obviously.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yep, it’s Cyclops lasagne.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yep, it’s ‘awful film soup’.

The Rock lining up to play Hercules. Zeus may be turning in his Olympian grave, but for us mortals this is a cause for much celebration.