Gosling, gangsters and Tommy guns. We’re sold.

Shailene Woodley or Emma Stone. We don’t envy you that choice, Spidey!

The Croods are the new Jetsons. But old.

Starring alongside Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the newly released Looper, Emily Blunt’s career trajectory has been on a steep incline for some time now. After just six months drama training, Blunt made her theatrical debut alongside the legendary Dame Judi Dench and was dubbed “the most talented actress I’ve ever worked with,” by none other than Meryl Streep. Read on to find out more about the gifted Emily Blunt.

There’s going to be a Fifty Shades Of Grey film. We all KNOW this. We can’t, despite everything we’ve tried, stop it from happening. So, if it must happen, let’s talk casting – anyone else fancy Charlie Sheen for the role of Christian Grey? Here are our top 10 casting choices for the BDSM bonkbuster…

Ooh, another reason to despise James Holmes.

This sounds Glucking good! …we’ll show ourselves out.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, steals your balls, makes you cry.

Mate, those funnel web spiders will Nock. Your. Punk ass. DOWN!

References, all the time clever references! We’re so self-impressed.