Take a break James, for God’s Sake.

Dawson, we’re not in Wilmington any more.

Which one is this again?

It’s basically a zombie movie… with monkeys.

Director David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) is back with frequent collaborators James Franco (127 Hours) and Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) for a big-budget epic… stoner comedy? That’s right. Imagine Harry Potter if Harry was as juvenile and vulgar as, well, your average teenage boy and you pretty much have Your Highness.

Verily…

James Franco is very proud of his bruises.

He can say it’s meta all he wants, but really it’s just him being a bell-end.

Adam Sandler’s been nominated for Grown Ups! No, of course not really.

James Franco proves once again that he is the busiest man in Hollywood, and that he has a healthy interest in porn… biopics that is.