KILL US

Can he get his career back on track?

What’s getting another installment and when!

Your short-cut to the important stuff.

Staked and sizzling, Twilight is dead at last.

THINK ON YOUR SINS, Twilight fans.

In related news, Rupert Sanders is still sleeping in the dog house

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know something about vampires I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know please please make it stop why why why why why why I don’t know I don’t know CGI devil baby no no no no no no no werewolves why why why oh god make it stop.

#lightatendoftunnel, #passtherazors, #hotkristen

In which Kristen Stewart and Kellan Lutz give up on acting and resort to arm-wrestles.