More Young Adults running around dystopian futures. Just what the world needed.

Based on Jack Kerouac’s semi-autobiographical masterpiece, On The Road is awash with promiscuous sex, rambling prose and cool jazz. Fans of the book may appreciate the loosely structured narrative, but will soon tire of the repetitive plot developments which become so monotonous as to lack reason and purpose.

Blah blah blah Twilight blah blah blah Vampires blah.

This week saw the release of emotional drama Now Is Good, a film adaptation of the popular novel Before I Die, starring Dakota Fanning as a terminal cancer sufferer hellbent on enjoying the life she has left. In honour of the release, we delve beneath the alabaster skin and bright blue eyes to bring you everything you ever wanted to know about the child star turned poised young woman.

Yes we couldn’t sleep for worrying about it either.

It’s like all your Christmases coming at once only instead of presents and joy you feel a wretched, burning pain in your stomach.

There’s going to be a Fifty Shades Of Grey film. We all KNOW this. We can’t, despite everything we’ve tried, stop it from happening. So, if it must happen, let’s talk casting – anyone else fancy Charlie Sheen for the role of Christian Grey? Here are our top 10 casting choices for the BDSM bonkbuster…

Genuine quote. We guess the alumni are more Cosmopolis than Twilight people…

K-Stew’s next career move sounds even dumber than cheating on your boyfriend and then telling everyone you definitely did it.

We would have watched the shit out of Twilight if this was the plot.