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The Theory Of Everything will focus on Stephen Hawking’s marriages rather than this physics

Sam Mendes wins loads of awards… including most sexist male, apparently.

Apparently she’s swapping Fantine for Eliza Doolittle in a wild bid for more Oscars…

It’s the only news to bother reading today really.

Argo may have stole the Bafta thunder, but Skyfall pick up a great achievement for the first ever Bafta win for any Bond film.

Few actors in Hollywood are hotter than Hugh Jackman is at the moment. He first scorched us back in 2009 when he fronted the Academy Awards, a performance that included one of the most spectacular opening numbers in Oscar history. With his much lauded performance in Les Misérables currently in the cinemas, and Jackman having just bagged a Golden Globe, we’ve prepared a cheat sheet with everything you wanted to know about Hollywood’s leading man.

God, that’s a mouthful.

Best For Film has finally Dreamed a Dream of Tom Hooper’s Oscar-baiting epic Les Misérables – and we loved it so much that we’ve decided to never ever see it again. Ever. From the tears and the music to the inexplicable facial hair and surplus of hats, this sprawling superfilm is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Lincoln loses out, Les Mis leads the race and Jodie Fosters comes out (again).