Hold onto your pointy hats – nothing’s confirmed just yet

James Franco, playing a dick? NEVER.

STOP PRESS: Michelle Williams is fabulous in My Week with Marilyn. As she is is literally everything else she’s ever made, ever. By rights, you should know her blood type and preferred cut of underwear by now – and if you don’t, then why are you lingering here and not ploughing straight into this Cheat Sheet? Go! Go!

Being so multi-talented and in such high-demand is tough on James Franco. He’ll have to save the stage for another day

Christina Hendricks for Dorothy!

But… we thought him and Sam Raimi weren’t talking?

You’re better than this, Braff

Take a break James, for God’s Sake.

Dawson, we’re not in Wilmington any more.

Which one is this again?