The first image has been released of Lars Von Trier’s explicit sex film, Nymphomaniac and it looks bleak.

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Fresh meat for Michael Bay.

Rumours of French Revolution-set installment quashed.

Finally deciding that he’s finished with the whole ‘integrity’ thing, Mark Wahlberg sells his soul to Michael Bay

And the world turns

Presumably, after years of working with Bay, they’re pursuing more intellectual projects.

A film in which most of the cast get to have sex with each other. Must have been a hard sell.

You won’t believe who apparently won.

…or whatever.