EVERYBODY HOPE THAT HE DIED, ok?

More Bing for your buck

Pretty sure this is going to be a very short fight.

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Fresh meat for Michael Bay.

Rumours of French Revolution-set installment quashed.

Finally deciding that he’s finished with the whole ‘integrity’ thing, Mark Wahlberg sells his soul to Michael Bay

And the world turns

Presumably, after years of working with Bay, they’re pursuing more intellectual projects.