Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh, it’s actually a bird.

Everyone’s favourite stealth Irishman is back, shooting even more disenfranchised Albanians in the statistically inevitable Taken 2. But why would you subject yourself to any of Liam Neeson’s new films (except The Grey) without a really massive drink? Well, now you don’t need to! CAUTION: do not attempt to ski after playing this drinking game.

IM… HO… LEN!

Don’t worry, they’re all in one video.

The inspiration for Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill films arrives on remastered DVD and Blu-Ray, and she’s hungry…

If we want to watch self-consciously ‘zany’ dwarves, we’ll cut Noel Fielding’s legs off.

“Now, let’s recite the Bad Guy Affirmation…”

005 just doesn’t sound as good.

“Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it’s a strange place…”

DESOLATE