It might make a pretty nifty door poster. Or perhaps not.

The stars are piling up for this adaptation.

What the heck does Laggies even mean?

An unnamed thriler has added Charlize Theron to the cast, which automatically makes the film more awesome

Sarah Silverman is possibly on board for A Million Ways to Die in the West, and she’ll play a deeply religious prostitute. Ooo err.

Way #1: ask Liam Neeson some hard questions about his life choices.

Alongside Charlize Theron? Screw Babestation.

Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane. Humour is truly the way to a woman’s heart. That, an being a Family Guy.

That’ll do, Max. That’ll do.

Lord! Look at the cheekbones on that thing! You could grate cheese on those. Evil cheese!