Half drowned from the deluge of rave reviews (and probably lagoon) with which it was met in Venice, Tomas Alfredson’s adaptation of John Le Carré’s classic Cold War thriller will shortly open in Britain. Don’t miss it. As engaging an adaptation of the labyrinthine novel as was the classic BBC series starring Alec Guinness, this is the very definition of a masterful translation to the screen.

Even if it’s Confessions Of A Shopaholic, we’re still going.

So indecisive you can’t choose what mug to use for your frothy morning energiser? Well hopefully this list will help you narrow down those options. But for films, not mugs. Hmm…although there might be a gap in the market for Best for Mugs.

“Come the f*ck on, Bridget!”

SO MOODY SO BRILLIANTLY MOODY

It’s Orlando Bloom’s face fuzz vs Colin Firth’s clean shave as new trailer for Main Street is finally released

Dracula vs Octopus: the movie?

Why aren’t films of video games ever good? Because the boys in the back room are adapting the wrong goshdarned games, that’s why! We’ve consumed eighty-six thousand Doritos and worn out nine pairs of tracksuit bottoms doing the research for this list: the definitive top 10 games that must be brought to the silver screen.

No sign of any X-Men, but plenty of rhinestone.

Lucky son of a…