You made the Wright choice, Joe.

This just doesn’t feel Wright.

Yes, a REEL OF SEX.

Emma Watson categorically wants no part in Fifty Shades of Grey.

.. and Mama and Identity Thief and Van Helsing and Bourne and probably your mum.

#lightatendoftunnel, #passtherazors, #hotkristen

We don’t want to ruin your Friday, but grubby paedophile Roman Polanski is making an erotic film.

A film in which most of the cast get to have sex with each other. Must have been a hard sell.

There’s going to be a Fifty Shades Of Grey film. We all KNOW this. We can’t, despite everything we’ve tried, stop it from happening. So, if it must happen, let’s talk casting – anyone else fancy Charlie Sheen for the role of Christian Grey? Here are our top 10 casting choices for the BDSM bonkbuster…

We wonder how many innocent weapon-wielding kids he’s planning to kill off in this one…