It might make a pretty nifty door poster. Or perhaps not.

Acclaimed Korean director Park Chan-wook presents his American debut; a fairytale with a gothic twist. The story of a teenage girl’s sexual awakening could not be more beautifully shot or stylishly presented. Part horror, part psychological thriller and part coming-of-age drama, Stoker is full of surprises.

And they’ve got us wanting to see more!

The new trailer for gothic fairytale Stoker shows Mia Wasikowska getting closer to her mysterious uncle.

Don’t worry, we’re fairly sure there’s no incest in this one.

French film monthly Premiere has announced that Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom will be opening Cannes Film Festival 2012. To save you from having to find a French newsagent/actually read any French, here are the predicted titles that have us wishing that we could spend a week on Brangelina’s fuck-off-huge yacht…

Maybe. Apparently. Why aren’t you reading about Kim Jong-Il?

Shome mishtake, shurely?

At least it’s not Jonah Hex 2.

There are whispers in the air the Spike Lee is planning to take on the insane Korean film Oldboy for a remake