As if it didn’t sound terrible enough.

R-Pattz set to star in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis

And the award for Best Unsurprised Face goes to Best For Film.

Vampires, weddings, wolfy nudity, need we say more?

Water for Elephants is a strange beast, trying to be a whimsical blockbuster whilst seeming to long for a lot more action. If you marry the physical beauty of Robert Pattinson with the cerebral Christoph Waltz, add a pinch of Witherspoon and throw in a circus set, voila you have one gigantic melting pot of a movie that delivers some beautiful cinematography, a little whimsy and a whole lot of violence.

Let’s hear it for lesbian kisses, swearing children, hangnail ripping and other good clean fun.

David Croneberg will direct Viggo and R-Patz in upcoming projects.

We’ve all heard the good news – the Governator has hung up his democratic sash and is preparing to step back into his loincloth/leather jacket/commando boots of unremitting ass-kickery for some new and crunchy films. Among the fifteen projects Arnie is reportedly considering are remakes of Predator and True Lies, as well as yet another Terminator sequel; but we think he should be diversifying…

Grotesque tentacle mutations finally come to Hollywood

Kirsten Stewart breathes a big sigh of relief.