Transcending the Depp-ths of artificial intelligence.

Big beefy Bane actor to play sneaking slithery spy Sam Fisher in Splinter Cell. Too much alliteration, you think?

Tom Hardy in the running to play stupid, naked, jobless, homeless virgin who has never seen toilet paper.

Put that Stallone-starring abomination from 1995 right out of your head – Director Pete Travis’ Dredd is a much more focused and faithful adaptation of science fiction comic 2000AD’s most famous and enduring strip, even if a lack of depth and some bland action stop it achieving greatness.

No one can be bothered to go to the cinema anymore.

You won’t believe who apparently won.

That’ll do, Max. That’ll do.

She’s the Bane of his life.

VIOLENCE! NUDITY! EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!

Mr. Bane to reprise his theatrical role