We all try to muster up some interest

As if it didn’t sound terrible enough.

And the award for Best Unsurprised Face goes to Best For Film.

Vampires, weddings, wolfy nudity, need we say more?

Holy Ryan Reynold’s nipples, Batman! The lean years are over at Best For Film Towers, and a fresh new flock of happy thought-scribblers have gambolled through the high gates and settled themselves in the courtyard. They’re the highlight of this week – apart, that is, from the statistically inevitable delight of ANOTHER WEDNESDAY!

Let’s hear it for lesbian kisses, swearing children, hangnail ripping and other good clean fun.

David Croneberg will direct Viggo and R-Patz in upcoming projects.

Grotesque tentacle mutations finally come to Hollywood

Welcome to the Clint Eastwood dinking game! In celebration of Clint’s latest release (no idea what that is yet, but don’t worry, he makes more films per year than Nicholas Cage does) this is fun game for all the family. All you need to play it is a really, really well stocked bar, Clint’s entire back catalogue, and, if possible, a lie-in the morning after.

Here is a brand-sparkly-new trailer for R-Patz’s latest film that aint got nowt to do with vampires. Actually, none of his films have anything to do with vampires but that’s..