We love Prometheus. We love pictures. It’s the PERFECT COMBINATION…

In space, no-one can hear you ask what the hell is going on

STONEY-FACE IS BACK!

In space Noomi can hear you scream.

They’re going to have a whale of a time.

After the desolate wasteland of 2010 (The Crazies, and…?), 2011 has actually been a half decent year for horror movies: Kill List, Black Swan, Stake Land, Troll Hunter, Julia’s Eyes, Attack the Block (sort of), the first half of Insidious, the second half of Scream 4… But if early whisperings are to be believed, 2012 is going to be much better. LIST TIME.

Take a deep breath and prepare yourself for an exhaustive year of EPIC action films. 2012 is the official year of explosive sequels, daring superheroes and hardcore fairy tales. Just make sure you have an oxygen tank nearby.

Justin Cronin’s fangtastic novel to be shuffled over to the screen by Matt Reeves instead of rumoured Ridley Scott. Unfortunately there was no battle to the death.

We’ll only watch it if they get Rutger Hauer back.

And we sort of know what it’s about now…but not really.